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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam."

"Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives."

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"I'll never hire a monkey plumber off Reddit again! I told him my pipes were clogged up, he recommended a banana for scale."

"Diamonds are a girl's best friend until you realize they turn you into a shallow ho"

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"

"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."

"I'm no gynecologist but I know a c*nt when I see one."

"""We like our beer the way we like our violence..."" ""Domestic"" -Stolen from a part of a Bill Burr skit. It apparently upset some easily offended people when they saw it at a bar"