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Joke of the Day
"How Does Baby Hitler Tie His Shoes? With itty-bitty knotsies"
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"Why was the baseball team hot? It didn't have any fans!"
"When the cashier asks for my signature, I just write ""HELP ME"" while maintaining eye contact"
"""Some say I have a drinking problem"" *pours glass of water on lap*"
"What do you call... Nuts on a wall? - walnuts Nuts on a chest? - chestnuts Nuts on your chin? - a dick in your mouth!"
"Time flies when you throw your alarm clock out the window."
"Anniversary present Wife tells her husband that she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. And on their anniversary her husband hands her a scale."
"Last week, my friends and I went to a topless bar... ...but we had to leave right away because it started raining."
"Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off"
"Facebook: Making relationship's look better then they actually are since 2005"