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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor my hair keeps falling out can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes here is a paper bag !"

"I don't have a problem with man buns You used to have to talk to someone for 3 or 4 minutes to figure out if he's a fuckhead"

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."

"1st day of middle school & my son REALLY didn't want to get picked on but he's dressed like a dorkwad & I couldn't help myself."

"The Pirate Bay's founders go to jail, while the folks who make guns & cigarettes eat caviar in yachts. Legal system working as intended."

"119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise. And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo"

"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."

"The future tense of send. Seen"