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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."

"Today I woke up to a surprise bj for the first time Probably should sleep with my mouth closed from now on"

"if a wheelchair athlete used WD40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance"

"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor."

"What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician? log log log log log log log log log..."

"What did the passive-aggressive raven say? ""Nevermind, Nevermind"""

"Who's the fattest knight at the king's table? circumference"

"There's a new terrorist group targeting gorillas It's called Boko Harambe"

"What is 667? The neighbor of the beast."

"Confucius say Breasts without nipples would be pointless."