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Joke of the Day

"I've got a joke about dyslexia. If you don't get it I'll spell it out for you."

"Just because you are chubby and heartbroken doesn't mean you must sing Adele's song on Karaoke."

"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""

"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."

"A voice in the back of my head keeps telling me... That the doctor's fucked up my mouth surgery."

"I'm pretty happy that human skin isn't see-through."

"What does an alcoholic ghost drink? BOO'S."

"Even saying ""I'm a virgin"" would sound badass if you bowled a strike right after."

"I'd like to shake the hand of the guy who invented the snooze button... in like 9 minutes."

"Tweets My Dad Shits."