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Joke of the Day

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day? His mom."

"I was looking for the sun at night, and then it dawned on me."

"Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love."

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"I'm not fucking stupid. I mean, I was, but we broke up."

"If a threesome is with 3 people... If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome."

"Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters."

"""haha! silly rabbit! trix are for-"" *rabbit puts a gun to the kids head* who are they for billy. tell me again who they're for"

"What did the disappointed paraplegic say? I will not stand for this."