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Joke of the Day

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"My wife wouldn't let me spank her ass cheeks during foreplay So in revenge I super-glued them together. I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

"Why are some chillies nosy? They're jalapeno business"

"What did the man who ate a clock say? That was time consuming but I still want seconds."

"Now that Harriet Tubman is on the $20... Is it only worth $12?"

"Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems."

"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee."

"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."

"A mugger jumps out in front of a university student... ...and shouts ""your money or your life!"" The student keeps walking, and says ""Sorry mate, I'm a Computer Science student. I don't have either""."

"The sheer terror of laughing at a joke you didn't understand and then someone asking you to explain it to them."