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Joke of the Day

"I don't have a problem with man buns You used to have to talk to someone for 3 or 4 minutes to figure out if he's a fuckhead"

"Kenya please explain why you called Chad a Niger? You Congo around using words like that or all of a Sudan you Ghana have no place Togo"

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. Its a shitzu."

"First date: *puts entire onion ring in mouth* If yo'lik et ven yo'shoulla puh a wring owh it."

"What do you call a rapping egg? Over-easy E"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's Dead."

"If Obama is a Muslim extremist, then how come he's a gay prostitute?"

"I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping."

"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""give me five beers."""