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Joke of the Day

"Dark and or Offensive :] I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice."

"Leaving your cell phone unlocked near your girlfriend is like leaving a cake near a fat kid"

"I called the Rape Advice Line earlier today. Turns out it's only for victims."

"What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!"

"How to trigger a Canadian My favorite color is gray."

"You deplete me"

"What's the definition of irony? An incongruity between expectation and result."

"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."

"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."

"Do competitive origami artists ever fold under pressure?"