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Joke of the Day
"What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!"
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"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad that I finally had to take his bike away."
"What country uses the most foul language? Turkey"
"There's nothing wrong with naming your son Marco.... Until you lose him at the park one day."
"I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line."
"Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F"
"*chad kroeger walks through metal detector at airport* TSA agent: I've never seen this low of a reading"
"Kids got jokes"
"Just ate a bag of jelly beans. Did you know if you eat a pineapple, a coconut, and a black one together, it tastes like pina colada asphalt?"
"Me: I made you a playlist... Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! Me: It only has songs about food."