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Joke of the Day

"Where do ghosts mail their letters? At the ghost office."

"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""

"A Sinking Boat Clinton, Nixon, and Reagan were on a sinking Boat. Reagan: Women & Children go first Nixon: Fuck the Women! Clinton: You think we have time?"

"Leprosy joke What did the leper say to the hooker after they had sex? Keep the tip."

"I've received so many Christmas cards from people I don't know this year, probably because they weren't addressed to me."

"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."

"Why did the pancake cross the road? His friends egged him on"

"There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly, and they smell bad [and hate jokes](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/d2gmw/why_do_girls_wear_makeup_and_perfume/)"

"A blonde joke"