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Joke of the Day
"What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder"
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"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."
"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."
"As I suspected, someone's been removing soil from my garden. The plot thins."
"If at first you don't succeed, get her drunk."
"How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap."
"Four more years is a great thing to shout at a president running for reelection... But not so good to shout at a 14 year old girl."
"Do you know why women aren't allowed in space? * To avoid scenarios like: ""Houston, we have a problem!"" * ""What is the problem?"" * ""Yeah, great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"""
"I secretly gave our Waffle House waitress a $100 tip and my family can't figure out why she's crying & hugging me & trying to get in our car"