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"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"
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"What is the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture."
"Have you heard what scientists are saying about Pluto? Apparently he's too small to be a dog."
"Why are so many Italians named Tony? Because when they left the old country, immigration officers put a sticker on their lapel that read To NY."
"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"
"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"
"Im proud to be a black man! Said the black man Im proud to be an asian man! Said the asian man Im proud to be a white man! Said the racist"
"[texting] ME: I like you, I think you're cute MY CRUSH: oh um ME: HAHAHA omg my dog was chewing on my phone lol how did he type that"
"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."