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Joke of the Day

"Forget Netflix and Chill. It's time for IMAX and Climax!"

"The people who run Reddit are secretly cows, and I can prove it! [remoooved]"

"Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work? He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea."

"Who won the Battle of the Bulge? The guy with the bulge in his sock ..."

"Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more..."

"Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep."

"How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits? They were impressive!"

"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"

"Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving."

"My roommate claims I'm schizophrenic. Jokes on him. I don't have a roommate."