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Joke of the Day
"Why do some places have keys for the restroom? They're afraid somebody might steal their shit."
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"BMW tried to make an amphibious vehicle... Mercedes and BMW started selling amphibious vehicles. Soon, however, BMW was forced to stop selling them, as their customer's kept getting the Benz."
"What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall? Oh dam"
"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."
"What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters? A Pedo File."
"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"
"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"
"Dentist to parsimonious patient ""No we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"""
"Why is it called Armageddon? Because everyone will be *ermahgerd*'n"
"I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy."