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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."
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"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."
"How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose? Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass."
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"I was talking to a religous friend when I remembered that Moses drank lots of tea ""Oh really, how does he make it?"" ""Hebrews it."""
"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"
"Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked ""What's your strong suit?"" ""Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."""
"You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!"
"What do you call a dear with no eyes? No Idea"
"My dick is good at math. What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count."