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Joke of the Day
"How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren? Just the First Order."
Next Joke
"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very Satisfying"
"Ok I have 2 short jokes and a long one. joke joke jooooooooooooooke. I'll show myself out."
"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"
"How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking"
"My wife asked me how I could love her and still enjoy watching porn. I told her, I love my car but I still watch NASCAR"
"What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band? AC/DC"
"How many beer trucks can you ""accidentally"" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?"
"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"