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Joke of the Day

"Why Are Jews Considered Optimists? They cut a little off before they know how big it's going to be."

"What's worse than two babies in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters."

"Where do you hide an airport? IN PLANE SIGHT!"

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"

"Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets."

"Why do tachyons program in assembly? Because it's faster then C"

"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."

"Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons."