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Joke of the Day
"A pregnant teen and her baby is thinking the same thing... ""My mom is gonna kill me."""
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"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
"My problem is I take things too literally. Like when my wife said she'd give an arm and a leg to lose weight."
"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."
"Why was the Tibetan monk celibate? Because he didn't give a fuck."
"What's the most difficult thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents that you are a faggot!"
"Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?"
"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""
"Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan."
"FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."