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Joke of the Day
"What's the most difficult thing about roller-blading? Telling your parents that you are a faggot!"
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"The length of time toddlers stare at each other on the playground would get you stabbed if you did that shit as an adult."
"Don't mean to brag but I can turn a pair of fat pants into skinny jeans in like 3.5 months"
"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."
"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"
"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"
"*cop frisking me* Cop: ""theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?"" Uh, no Cop: ""OW!"" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN"
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."
"Never trust an atom They make up everything"