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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Chuck Norris *hates* Raymond."

"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"

"What do you call a good for nothing vegetable A deadbeet"

"Police have been playing Pokemon Go for many years. ""Gotta catch Jamal"""

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"Guess what? Chicken butt."

"Trump and Pence are so homophobic ... ... they couldn't get a mandate. HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years."

"I booked an hotel in kenya on walking distance from the beach... You can't imagine how far those kenyans will walk. [source: philip geubels, Belgian comedian]"

"Spider-Man's Aunt May is now portrayed by Marisa Tomei..... At first they cast Caitlin Jenner....but they decided *Aunt-Man* was too easily confused with *Ant-Man*"