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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."
Next Joke
"What did the Bra say to the hat? You go on ahead I'm going to stay to give these two a lift!"
"The 2016 election What a joke, am I right?"
"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""
"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"
"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."
"My wife used to have sex with fruit when she was stressed. When I found out, she went fucking bananas."
"What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)"
"What's Shaking? Not Ali...."
"How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb? Violent revolutions never change anything."