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Joke of the Day

"If you can read but still watch the Kardashians please donate your unused literacy to someone who might use it."

"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."

"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!"

"What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta!"

"What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."

"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."

"How do you fit an elephant into a subway? Take the ""S"" out of sub. And the ""F"" out of way!"

"I've got some good news and some bad news... You've won a free trip to Cairo!"

"I broke up with her... Her name was ""anti gravity"" and she would never ""go down"" on me."

"Two ducks are arguing in a bar about quantum physics... One turns to the other and says, 'Quark Quark' The other says, I'll have a Harvey Schrodinger, thanks'."