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Joke of the Day
"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"
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"I'm actually surprised Sarah Palin has fewer than 200,000 Twitter followers, or, as she calls them, ""Birdy-word-numberees."""
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"Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining."
"What did the prairie dog say to the the coyote?"
"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."
"A tapdancer walks into a room and looks at the floor. ""I'd tap that."""
"If the answer is 'cockrobin', what's the question? 'What's up my ass, Batman?'"