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Joke of the Day

"I mentioned to my friend Hanz that today's the anniversary of the world trade center attacks. ""Nein, 11"" he said."

"Pro-lifers Haven't they realised that you have to die to get to Heaven?"

"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."

"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"

"Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law"

"What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common? They both want to pull 1 over on you."

"What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for? Completely Useless By September"

"I burned my Hawaiian pizza today... I shoulda cooked it at aloha temperature."

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel."

"What's brown and sticky? A Stick"