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Joke of the Day

"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."

"Women are good for 70 things. cleaning house, and 69"

"Which rabbit was in Western movies? Hopalong Cassidy."

"Chinese salesman I had a long talk with a Chinese man selling shoes the other day. It was a pleasant converse-asian."

"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."

"What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist? THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!"

"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."

"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who got his calculator stuck up his bum? He had to work it out with a pencil..."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !"