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Joke of the Day

"So apparently it's rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they'll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it..."

"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."

"What do you call a banana with a penis dildonic"

"Programmer goes to a bar Bartender: What do you like to drink? Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d"

"Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes."

"What task was assigned to the last electron to join the military? Survalence"

"What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common? No ballroom."

"What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!"

"Did the girl ever go to the whore Olympics? Nah, she couldn't be fucked."

"Don't forget to get offended today by some retarded shit that has absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever."