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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO YOU THINK???? If a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? ...none. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the shit out of the room for being black."

"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""

"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."

"cool funny jokes don't miss 'em"

"How to you call midget intercourse ? Microtransaction"

"I bet if you work at Tyson Foods sometimes the correct answer to ""guess what"" really is ""chicken butt."""

"Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"My wife.... ""Thanks to my wife I am now a millionaire!"" ""Wow that's great!"" ""I was a billionaire..."""

"BlackJack Jack be nimble Jack be quick Cuz Jack just stole that candlestick"