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Joke of the Day

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"Who is a presents favorite quarterback? Tim TeBOW"

"It's time to end double standards. It doesn't make sense that if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a slut... But if a guy does the same thing, he's gay."

"How do you stop a dog from screwing your leg? Give it a blowjob."

"Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? He didn't want to see the salad dressing."

"Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again."

"I have no home. I've got no control. There's no escape. I should probably look into getting a new keyboard."

"What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you? You get your drunk ass off the carousel!"

"The device will work much better, if you turn it on."

"What's long and hard and has cum in it? Cumulative exams."