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Joke of the Day

"How to you call midget intercourse ? Microtransaction"

"Why do blondes like blonde jokes? It makes them feel popular."

"Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls."

"Tonight I saw a truck spin out in a snowy McDonalds parking lot, and honestly it was doing a much better job of being president."

"What makes you think this is my first time?"

"Did you know pillows have their own website? Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!"

"I now pronounce you internet boyfriend and girlfriend. You may put your hand down your pants and kiss your phone."

"Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex."

"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"

"If pigs really could fly I bet their wings would taste delicious."