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Joke of the Day

"Never buy a used dream catcher from the flea market near a mental hospital."

"I bought a 5 gallon drum of correction fluid the other day. Big mistake."

"I have concluded that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all the missing socks."

"Why do Jewish men have to be Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless its 20% off."

"""It's the little things in life that make you laugh,"" my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart."

"Why did the boy fail to become a footballer ? He didn't have any goal in his life"

"Latey, my aphabet has been a the pace, I bame the fact there's ""noel"""

"My dad caught me sniffing at my sister's underwear ...while she was still wearing it. Everyone in the funeral couldn't believe what they were seeing"

"What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

"if you press ""up down up down left right left right"" on the soft spot of the baby's head, they do a super move."