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Joke of the Day
"You know what's best about Texas? It's keeps all the texans in one fucking place!"
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"A man goes into a bar And that's where he stayed for most of my childhood."
"Guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar and drunkenly yells at the bartender, ""I fucked your mother!!"". The bartender says, ""Dad, go home""."
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"Guys; if she stops responding to your messages for days, 100% of the time it's a technical problem. Keep trying."
"What happens when Donald gets a boner? A Trup vote."
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"Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."