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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them. ( ) (v)"

"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."

"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."

"Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa? Teacher's aides"

"Did you hear about the new Christian online video game? It's pretty good, but it's pray2win."

"Poem flipped around Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy. He got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was randy"

"Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!"

"""Oooo, a window. Let's see if I can fly through it."" - Dumbass birds"

"I don't think I'm better than you. I never think about you."

"It's hard to be Japanese. You know why? It's because I'm Chinese."