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Joke of the Day
"I'd expect Captain America to be fatter."
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, personal trainer. Obesity killed my father. Prepare to diet."
"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"
"When you are dying... Make sure your final words fit on a tombst"
"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."
"Raise your right arm before you click. *tickle tickle tickle*"
"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."
"What is a mother's favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night."
"cnt wait to dress up as a windmill for halloween its never a bad time to teach ppl about renewable energy sources lmao"
"Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance."