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Joke of the Day

"What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? His ears. Oooo! I get to say it! ""Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!"" Oh yea, and ""RIP my inbox"" Good times!"

"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"

"Why can't I think of a word that means something really good or really bad depending on how you use it in a sentence? Fuck!"

"""I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but..."" People who are found buried in the woods"

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Freeze a regular Snickers bar for the satisfying CRUNCH of all your front teeth breaking at once."

"I just hate when these girls take selfies on road specially when i am peeing in the background."

"Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?"

"what is worse than the holocaust 6 million jews"

"I hope that fat guy didn't notice me glancing at the weight limit sign on the elevator just now. Or clearing my throat and pointing at it."