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Joke of the Day
"I want to be so famous... That I can just go as myself for Halloween."
Next Joke
"What do you call bug mating? INSEX"
"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."
"As a lubricated finger was pushed into my anus, I couldn't help but think... That this wasn't any ordinary vet."
"Don't have phone sex.... You could get hearing aids."
"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"
"what's the worst part for a zombie about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair."
"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"
"""BE YOURSELF!"" is about the worst advice you can give to some people."
"i once had a beautiful wife, she was always the prettiest when she was asleep. Unfortunately she died after i gave her too many sleeping pills."