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Joke of the Day

"Why did the ""Ringling Bros."" Circus finally go out of business? They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer."

"Hockey is more enjoyable if you pretend they're fighting over the world's last Oreo."

"What is worse than biting through an apple, and finding a worm inside? ~~Rape~~ The picky fuckers on this website."

"Carpet Fitting by Walter Wall"

"If I see someone stumble, catch themselves, & madly start looking about to see if anyone saw, I always make sure I make direct eye contact."

"I love the Lion King... ...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa."

"How do you cure a Polish heroin addict? Give him a plastic spoon"

"My son has the worst altitude ever. He's defiant, rude and floating like six feet off the ground."

"Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon? Because he had a membership."

"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"