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Joke of the Day

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."

"I wish your vagina had a ""clear history"" button."

"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish? Mer-curious"

"Dear women, 3 reasons why you need to accept we men are mature. No 1. We know what upsets you. No 2. Hahahahahaha... I said ""number 2"""

"Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art."

"Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?"

"Patient: Oh doctor, I'm just so nervous. This is my first operation. Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too."

"My soon to be ex-wife just told me I need to face my demons. nnWTF. I was looking right at her."