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Joke of the Day

"What's similar between a black man and a bicycle? They both stop working when the chain comes off."

"Does anybody know whats heart does? Beats me"

"*rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp! *puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*"

"I still don't know what the word ""Suicide"" means I've been killing myself trying to find the definition"

"""Because Im a goddamned rock star!"" wasn't the answer my boss was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned."

"LE NEW JOKE??? AWWW YEHP"

"Mayweather decides to teach his son how to hit on girls. With fists"

"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas. Now I'm fucking stuck taking care of a puppy."

"What's a life without manitees? A life with out porpoise."

"""Got kicked out of the hokey pokey class for putting it in, when I was supposed to be shaking it all about."""