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Joke of the Day

"Alien joke. I feel sorry for the aliens....that live in the third world country."

"I used to think revenge was a dish best served cold. Now I realize... It's getting back at someone."

"Why did the can crusher hate his job? Because it was soda pressing"

"What's a neckbeard's favorite pokemon? M'champ"

"I slipped and fell outside today... and when I got up, my wallet and keys were missing. Must've been black ice."

"Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it."

"Australian joke I just heard An Australian kiss is like a French kiss only it's... down under."

"The Biggest Joke Ever Team Fortress 2 competitive matchmaking."

"The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia. it was written in ink"