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Joke of the Day

"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? A: Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters."

"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"

"My friend David lost his ID... Now we just call him Dave."

"Morning! I was walking through a graveyard yesterday morning, and saw a guy crouched down behind a grave stone. ""Morning!"" I shouted. ""Nah, just taking a shit!"" He responded."

"When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyonce Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like ""I work here now."""

"So I was walking down the street when..... Someone threw a block of cheese at me, so I turned and said, that's not very mature!"

"What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ? [Lame Joke] Haploid"

"What's a Latino pornstar's favorite flavor profile? Umami. (Ooooooooh, mami.)"

"What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad."