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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? Nope. --- That's because it hasn't come out yet."
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"[interview after finishing last in the olympics] do you regret saying ""I could win this race wearing flip flops"" [pulls mic close] yes"
"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
"STOP HONKING! IF I DRIVE ANY FASTER THE TINY LIZARD THAT HITCHED A RIDE ON MY HOOD IS GONNA FALL TO HIS DEATH. HAVE SOME COMPASSION, PEOPLE."
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"
"I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, ""Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"""
"""She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts."" -Romans 1:15"
"Jersey Shore was doomed the moment they named it after Pauly Shore."
"The greatest trick the Devil ever played is where he touches my chest and says ""What's that?"" and I look down and he flicks my nose."
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"