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Joke of the Day
"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt"
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"Why are bank offices so cold? They're trying to freeze their assets."
"What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again? Au nevoir."
"I got a new job working in an underwear factory I'll be pulling down 800 a week"
"Hey girl, Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."
"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."
"I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card!"
"Sometimes I just want to slap the stupid out of people, but I'm worried it'd take up my entire day"
"In the middle of a really messy divorce, I decided suicide was the only option. I just need to talk her into it now."
"TIL There is a man who is afraid of negative numbers He would stop at nothing to avoid them."