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Joke of the Day
"""How is this grilling you?"" - mom's 44th question"
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"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"
"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? Reality"
"Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end."
"How do you know the blind exist... if they've never been sighted?"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood."
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans."
"Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice."
"I tried to take a dump on an airplane. TSA was none too please when they had to clean out the tray"