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Joke of the Day

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice."

"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding.... his dick where it doesnt belong."

"How to get a woman mad in 2 easy steps: 1. Take a picture of her. 2. Don't show it to her."

"What do you call someone with brown hair and a red beard? ""Chin""ger"

"ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock WIFE: A WHAT? ME: Shhh, you'll make him nervous DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*"

"If you can't find the source of a quote, attribute it to Kurt Vonnegut, Einstein, Dorothy Parker, or H. L. Mencken and move on."

"I heard PAX and Comic Con won't be merging after all... They wanted to avoid so much.... con-fusion."

"Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die."

"Why are cowboy hats curled up on the sides? Cowboys can sit three abreast in the front seat of a pickup truck that way."

"Thinking about calling 911 just to feel a fireman's embrace."