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"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are white such as Joey, Phoebe and Rachel. And I can't forget Chandler."
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"You wanna know how I hold my liquor? By the ears :p"
"What Did H Say 2 O? Water you doing?"
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"You know why paedophiles don't play Skyrim? No lollygagging."
"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""
"I'm sick of people blaming the Internet when someone gets killed. Watch the History Channel. Hitler didn't find the Jews on craigslist."
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