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Joke of the Day
"The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss."
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"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."
"If you fall I will be there - Floor"
"What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody knows."
"[at wedding] ""I now pronounce you husband and wife."" Couple kisses *yelling from the back row ""AWKWAAAARD"""
"Did you guys here about what was going on at Mount Rushmore before the carvings? Man, that shit was unpresidented."
"Alcohol is not the answer But it is a solution"