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Joke of the Day
"The government forcibly took over MarshallMathers.com They cited Eminem domain"
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"Teens: I was an idiot when I was a kid 20s: I was an idiot when I was a teen 30s: I was an idiot in my 20s 33: if only there was a pattern"
"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""
"guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog"
"How do you know your daughter's a slut? Because you never kiss her goodnight."
"I have the Quran on CD... People sure are getting upset when I said I burned it."
"First guy to invent a bread bowl was like ""I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"""
"Daffy-nition for indefinitely... .... ... Indefinitely (adv.) In def in it lee .... .... .... When your balls are slapping up against her ass you're in definitely!"
"Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now."
"A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention."