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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."

"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"

"How does every racist joke start? [looks over both shoulders]...."

"A business that sells crucifix shaped skis called 'cross country'"

"I wanted to put a pizza joke here ...but it was too saucy."

"Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying."

"Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team? Cause she ran away from the ball"

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."

"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."