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Joke of the Day
"How did the Canadian win the hockey game? He took stEHreroids"
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"I found a ghost passed out on my stairs last night. He must have been really into the boos! Happy October!"
"is Quentin Tarantino directing 2016?"
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and I, something smells."
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... He isn't a full essay"
"Start a Reddit for GF Earn more karma on her account than mine."
"A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body."
"Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs? Seriously I dont know....."
"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."
"What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror."