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Joke of the Day

"Anyone know any good Batman and Robbin jokes? A girls I work with claims to know them all and I need to win this :D"

"You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back? I farted."

"I'd like to tell a joke about pedophiles but they're fucking immature assholes."

"Kids are like farts You only accept them if they're yours"

"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"

"Hey guys, don't you just hate it when you're woken up in the middle of the night for sex? can't wait to get out of prison."

"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"

"So a irishman walks out of a pub"

"When people say let's stop fighting and act like a family, that's where I get confused."

"What do you call a smug criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"