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Joke of the Day

"What is the opposite of leapfrog? Toadstool *i'll just see myself out*"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a fan of anti-jokes."

"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."

"What are you watching tonight? The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?"

"I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet."

"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."

"Like a good neighbor plow my driveway, not my wife"

"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"

"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."

"Doctor, the suppositories you prescribed for me are horribly bitter! -- Have you been ... eating them? -- No, I've been shoving them up my ass!"