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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to those who can't hear good"
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"As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'."
"Are you a romantic man? Yes. When my wife comes home late, I turn on the candles, let the place fill up with nice and warm water and throw in some soap. So she can immediately start doing the dishes."
"""My girlfriend is a feminist"", I explained to my grandfather ""Well, heck son - nothing wrong with a feminine woman"" he replied."
"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."
"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."
"What do you call a man that brews beer? A Hebrew."
"I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Eats Her Feelings Julie'."
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with.."
"If I have an addiction to masturbation And I suddenly develop it into an addiction to sex, does that mean my addiction is getting out of hand?"